I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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