Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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