it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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