Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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