I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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