would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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