We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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