He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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