Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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