Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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