i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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