Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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