Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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