He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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