Capitaan dildo arrescate!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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