You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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