Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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