Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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