I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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