and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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