sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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