Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize