When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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