is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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