i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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