wrigley field is MILF paradise
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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