Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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