i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
people are starting to question the shark bite story
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I touched a dick in church today
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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