we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm really busy with my period
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