I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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