I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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