What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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