I have demons in me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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