Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My bed is full of blood and feathers
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Terrible idea I love it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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