Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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