Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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