My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My vagina just clenched in fear
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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