i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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