Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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