i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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