normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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