Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Found your dick twin last night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
