Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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