dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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