never play flip cup with pint glasses
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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