Is it normal to miss your booty call?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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