Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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