They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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