My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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