Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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