omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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