did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
